What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.