What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
