What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What do you call a mom that canβt draw? Tracy.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.