What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker