What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
What do you call a person?
A person.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
