What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.