What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.