What Do You Call a... jokes
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.