What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.