What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.