What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
