What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.