Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch?

Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.