Weight jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.