Weight jokes

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Why did the wheel fall?

Because there were too many fat people on it.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"