I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... youโd just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
You are fat.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend: Nooo, donโt leave me, catch me, ahhh!
๐๐ผโโ๏ธFat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ผFat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didnโt catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mamaโs official weight (in tonnes)
99593927273949592827385959599282738595939282759593827395828192948472937593817294728275957292739584728459398284854982835884838285849292857483838385838294958483823884958383947391959593817495827394858272959573939488492949595837829374758483848497483919396849294858203957293858930375938475937393949292949848215722935375838283848382883839393949583929459939294949493928174759284759927495910305838385848292958293959.
