Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

You are fat.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.