Weight jokes

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

You are fat.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.