Weight jokes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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