Weight jokes

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

How much did the liver weigh?

It weighed a skeleTON.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.