Weight jokes
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.