Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

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