Weight jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.