Weight jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Memes
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.