Weight jokes
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!