You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
