Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.