Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
