Weight Jokes

you so fat

when you stepped on the scale

Buzz Lightyear came out and said

“to INFINITY and beyond”

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈

i am a fat girl

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

why is the penis so light?

Because even thots can lift them

Your losing all your friends but never any calories.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up

yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt

Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight

I want your weight not your phone number

Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake

Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance