What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
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Why are people in Japan so thin? Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
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What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
i am a fat girl
why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
Gaining wait is gonna be a peace of cake
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight I told her to keep her chins up
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
