Weight jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.