Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What is heavy forward but not backward? -- "ton".
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories
