Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Why did the fat man miss his flight?

His body weight exceeded the weight limit.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.