I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"
Just because she weighed as much as two women...
Doesn't mean you had a threesome.
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
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Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
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What do we want A cure for obesity When do we want it After lunch
