Weight jokes
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.