a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 pound life if you didnt weigh a 1,000
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
KimJongUn thicc af
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
My friend:your so skinny you never miss the elevator when it's closing you just slip right through😂
Me thinking it's a gift from god:🕴️😎
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: 'sorry for your weight' instead of 'sorry for the wait'
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
Brother 2(1): We have these weird circles on the street! Government is trakin' us!!! Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And its the government. Brother 2(1): Then why are there two in the left turn lane Brother 1: So 1 car isn't always going left and stopping the others. Brother 2(1): Then why are they 1 car apart. Oh to have 3 people going. Brother 1: Correct. When i see 1 car on the first. i go on the 2nd so my light changes. Brother 2(1): You monster. Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight? Brother 2(1):HA. yo mama would trigger the sensor. Brother 1. ARG. its OUR MAMA your disrespecting. Mother (brother 1):whats going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY! Brother 2(1): i think you should take your pills. Brother 1: found them. *imaginary mother and brother fade away* thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him. btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
