Weight jokes

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

I'm a fat cow.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.