Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."