Weight jokes
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
I am a fat girl.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.