Weight jokes

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!

My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.