Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
I want your weight, not your phone number.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
