Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.