Weight jokes

Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.

You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

lol

Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.

Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.

The chicken is so fat.

What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

My sis a fat cow.