Weight jokes
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole đ.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didnât laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. đ
Memes
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldnât make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, she canât even fit in the living room!
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, âThatâs how I roll.â
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
I am a fat girl.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"