Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.