Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.