Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
