Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.