Weight jokes

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."