Weight jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.