Weight jokes

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

What is stuck between a doorway?

Rebel Wilson.

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

140 calories.

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"

Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.