Weight jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."

The earth used to be flat.

Till they buried yo mama.

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."