Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
140 calories.
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!