Weight jokes
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."