Weight jokes

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.