Weight jokes

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......