Weight jokes
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
I'm a fat cow.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.