Weight jokes

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.