Weight jokes

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.