Weight jokes
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......