Weight jokes

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.