Website jokes

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

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Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

"Watersharky, don't leave the site."

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

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Your mom dot com.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

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What is this website?

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Reddit cool.