I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
The morbid jokes on this site.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
My favorite website.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
The Moodle Page
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
