Website jokes
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
The morbid jokes on this site.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
My favorite website.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
The Moodle Page
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Welcome to youtube.com.
Where we treat our patients nicely.
Hi.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.