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Website jokes

Attention

    • Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.

    Cremation

    • Setting: Funeral Home

    Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.

    Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.

    Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?

    Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.

    Customer: Okay?

    Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.

    By: MiniMemorials.com

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    • Video

    • I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.

    Kid

    • To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?

    (BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)

    Website memes

    Orphan

    • I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

    Homepage

    • Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

    Orphan

    • Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

    Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

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    • Ebay

    • Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

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    • URL

    • Looks like URL encoding is enabled for special characters inside comments. Good job to whoever developed this website!