# 69 Jokes

## Speed Limit

What’s the speed limit in bed? It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

## Math

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

## Calculator

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

## Chinese

Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew

(6x9)+6+9=69

## Wheelchair

what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)

## Ball

what comes after 69?

mouthwash

## Opportunity

In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.

## Sex

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 your got to turn around.

69

69 420 21

## Number

what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.

## Sex

What's 72. 69 with 3 people watching.

## Period

What comes after 69 Period

## Lez

LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO 69 FOLLOWERS

## Laughter

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes

## Social media

imagine if this got over 69 likes wow 🤩 🇫🇷

## Sex

WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.

## Sex

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.

## 69

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.