69 jokes
Saw (DYM 69).
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What comes after 69?
Period.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
(6x9)+6+9=69
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
69.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.