Weapon

Weapon jokes

Blonde joke

A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

Glock

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

News

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP šŸ˜”

Gun

I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

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  • Memes

    Nuke

    What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

    It only takes one of each to end your life.

    Kid

    Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

    The quiet kid: Splosion.

    Teacher: What comes after A?

    The quiet kid: AK-47.

    Teacher: Faints.

    Candy

    Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.

    Grenade

    Do you know why you should never let a blonde handle grenades?

    They'll end up only throwing the pin.

    Death

    Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

    Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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  • Button

    What is the strongest weapon in India?

    The red button (this is a fact).

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  • Argument

    Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

    A knife has a point.

    Glock

    Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.

    Civil War

    New civil war themed porn title: ā€œHarriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.ā€

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  • Shooter

    Here’s another joke my friend told me.

    What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.