What’s a nuns weapon of choice? Nun-chucks
Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper! Dad: Uh- *hides his rifle*
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the car
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why can't weapons play baseball
Because they need to get to homebase
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
