When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Gun + Backpack = Fun
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
My boy I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now! *draws a picture of his "epic" sword* "what......WHAT..... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
