Weapon jokes
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.