What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
What weapon does a fat jedi use?
A heavy saber
What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
