Weapon jokes
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.