Weapon jokes
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me: *pulls out gun*
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Slay.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.