Weapon

Weapon jokes

I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

Me: Hey, do you want to meet my grandma?

Friend: Yeah, sure.

Me: *pulls out gun*

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

Q: How do you punish a blind person?

A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!