Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.
Girlfriends are just like AK47s; they always go off on you.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
What’s the only time you can do almost whatever you want
When you have a gun in you hand
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof and i said"this is a stick up"
