True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
