Way Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there ? It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way

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Are you for head and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back

Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet

Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem

Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea

do *nut* get in my way

you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

ok Gwen ill be offline for a while.... so if anyone by my name types anything its a fake. the only way u know its me if i say one of my nicknames. ok so yea take care of my account while im gone. BYE!!!!

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways

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hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan