Way jokes

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)

Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...

I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.

Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.