Way jokes
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.