Way jokes
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.