I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.
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Out of the way i need to caterpee
You are in the air way how funny
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".
11/9 Is opposite day the towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11 way
DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
No Way Jose
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Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work but he was still really tired, so he decided the qiuckest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face. So he asked me to do it but I guess I don't know my own strangth and so-he went back to sleep again...
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
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The best way to enjoy port arthur is to shoot through- a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield
