Way jokes

You were born on the freeway, you know why?

Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.

Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.

You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.

Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.