Way jokes
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.