Way Jokes

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

I once masturbated in the bathroom

I was looking for something, for a little help

Looked in the wardrobe And found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back

Why did Stephen hawking die

Cause he would never look both ways

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

11/9 Is opposite day the towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11 way

Two cyclist stop on a bridge, the one cyclist says to the other "can you see that forest over there" the other says "no the tree's are in the way".

I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.

hello everyone, I would just like to apoligize for participating in the protest, and everything else I said. I was wrong, and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny, I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived

The best way to enjoy port arthur is to shoot through- a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield

Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways

I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped

what is somthing that makes you wish you were dead and rips your skin off and is small and can wear you out in two seconds and betray you in any way posible and can eat you alive.kid's

DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)

-Dark_Humor

whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?