Way Jokes

I hope death is a women. That way she'll never come for me.

would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing

If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet

Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up

You went the wrong way. AWAYS chose the right path

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!

True story by the way

What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!

What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?

A sissy

boy: i dead girl: is that why your so ugly? boy: no, i was just born this way

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".

you where born on the free way you know why because

thats where alot of accidents happen 😈

when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

if a dog is white with black spots then it is 90% great and 10 % guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors

Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god" Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld"

Mother: "Yeah I picked you up at the giftshop on my way out" Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan"

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.

The way u are so ugly ur parents even regret the day u were born

The way u are so black when ur mom is bathing u in the dark she has to put flour in the water to see u 🤣🤣🤣

There is no way you can fit in there.

Says who?

Your mom.

When?

Last night.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan