Way jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*