Way jokes
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Memes
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?