Way Jokes

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

By the way my Grandma told me this one

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Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely

Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way

3 blonde were walking on a path, the first blonde said, “Hey look there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way those are totally duck tracks,” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh those are” then they got hit by a train.

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whats the best way to get a man to confess to a rape? ask him to tell a rape joke

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If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...

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Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon

Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!

Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)

Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way

by the way this isnt a joke or a poem i just want to say please check out gwens puns there good

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what's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your way into someone's pants

How do you tell the difference between Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.