Way jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.