Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
