Way jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.