Way jokes
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!