Way jokes
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.