Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a real knee-slapper because "Water" sounds like "What are." Get it? So, the second person is saying, "What are you waiting for? Just let me in!" I bet you are still confused, you are probably the kind of guy that still eats glue.