Water jokes
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
This is my first name. I’m gonna take it down so watch it.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Hot water look a**.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away