Water jokes
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.