Water

Water jokes

Inch

A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

Priest

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Memes

Ocean

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣

Boat

Once there was a boat. Its friends said,

"It's time to come back." And the boat said,

"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."

Blonde

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

Jesus

Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.

Poverty

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Blood

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Priest

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

People

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

Cheetah

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

Pirate

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.