What goes up but never comes down? Water in Australia
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
Question: How did the cat cross the river.
Answer: It didn’t, It drowned.
i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!!!!!!!!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
What runs but does not walk. It's water
What did one droplet say to the other
Water u thinking
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle mommy i lost my teddybear the mommy water bottle said why don ́t you RECAP on what you said?
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me
Are u from tEnESeEE cuz I eAt AsES
If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee
What did the water say to the water ''Water'' you doing.
stan jojo siwa
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.