Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Water Jokes
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
