Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
why are fish smart
they live in a school
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
what is a fish without i's fsh
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
