Water jokes
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Let's have toast in the bath.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"