Water jokes
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
OH NO
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...