Water jokes
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"