Water jokes
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Memes
OH NO
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.