Water jokes

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Stan JoJo Siwa.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Hot water look a**.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.