Water jokes

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.