When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
why drink water and not bleach.
dream yo mama so ugly when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
What’s water see in orphans that they don’t. There parents.
why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
do you know wut fortnite before season 2 chapter 3/ they put the foundation/the rock in the water wher aliens were that season
what was the last thing that went through PH's head? water and smoke
Whats the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain
They both sprout water
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
ok im on my last nerves when people say water shark guy and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME. This is my name- watersharky
what do u call my brother is the water sunami
do u love water?
then u love 75% of mw
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
one day chemistry teacher asked his student whose name is Raj waht is chemical formula of water the Raj replied HIJKLMNO TEACHER WHAT IS THESE RUBBISH THE RAJ REPLIED YESTERDAY YOU THOGHT CHEMICAL FORMULA OF WATER IS H2O,
Hot water look a**
Q: What do you call a tsunami.A: your moms water breaking.
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
