Water jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

Stan JoJo Siwa.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

How does a rapper make tea?

He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.

Why drink water and not bleach?

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!