Water jokes

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What do you call my brother in the water?

"Tsunami."

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?

They both sprout water.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Hot water look a**.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.

What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?

What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?

A wet pebble.

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

Stan JoJo Siwa.

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.