Water jokes
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
other ohio meme lol
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Why drink water and not bleach?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.