Water jokes
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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