Water jokes
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Two needles go to the river. One of them says, "I'm sorry!"
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?