Water jokes
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Hot water look a**.