I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
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Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
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what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
The first priest asks the second, "How long do we keep the babies in the holy water?", the priest replies, "No clue... I close my eyes when I masturbate"
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I'm like "Water you talking about" =3
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
