what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish? This taste a little funny.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I'm SHORE you saw it Don't be SALTY
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
Why did Kayla go to the river when she was sad?
To drown herself.
Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.
Really, than give me a pond of water
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
