Water jokes
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
gay fish.
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
"Among Us" tea water.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."