Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob then here's something for you. Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have ngl
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
me: "the villain has a point you know"
everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch the hunger games the Africans live it
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
