I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die
Q. What do you call two nuns watching the television
A. Not very interesting
What do orphans like to watch SpiderMan home comming
Why is Daisy afraid of candles???
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I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.
Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
