War jokes
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.