Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.
