War jokes
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!