Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
War Jokes
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?
Everywhere.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
