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What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.

Why do orphans have criminal records?

So they can be wanted.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.