Want jokes

Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.

Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!

Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

To be wanted.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.