Want jokes
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Memes
My mom when we got my dog
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I donât have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parentsâoh wait."
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Whatâs the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.