Want jokes
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...