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Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Baby

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

Fortnite Card

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Opinion

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Memes

Want memes

Blue

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Irony

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

Grade

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

People

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Dog

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

Time

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

Patient

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

Zoo

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.