Want jokes
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"