Want jokes
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Memes
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.