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Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

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I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Yesterday I wanted to look up the term "procrastination".

I swear, I'll do it tomorrow.

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

I ran over my neighbor's cat last night, and I just want to say... that thing was fast! I had to run a red light to get it!

Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.

Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

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If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want.

Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.