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Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest, telling her we can get married once she makes her way out.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

An outlaw is wanted.

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!