Want to hear a pencil joke?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Pointless Pencil
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how the word "pointless" sounds like "point less" which is like, pencils have points, and if a joke is pointless, it's like the joke has no point... get it? You probably don't since you're asking me to explain it. Fun fact: your brain is only 2% of your body weight but uses 20% of your energy!