Want jokes

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

I want to be a pilot.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

I don't want to date an alien.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why does an orphan commit a crime?

Because it wants to be wanted.

Want to hear a joke? My life.