Want jokes

If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

I want to be a pilot.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"