Want jokes

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

Why did Pikachu chase Ash?

Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

My friend is a pimp.

I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

You know I wish life was shorter?

I want it over.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.

Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!

Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.

Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.