Want jokes

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Why did the police play baseball?

Why?

He wanted to play catch.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Do you want to hear a cold joke?

Can't. It warmed up.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

Because they want to be wanted.