Want jokes

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.

Why did the police play baseball?

Why?

He wanted to play catch.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

No, I don't want to.