Want jokes

Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: 😳😩😩😩

Why do orphans play GTA?

To feel wanted.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.