Want jokes

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Why can’t an orphan play GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

"I want to kill my family."

-realizes-

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

They aren't wanted.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

For he can be wanted.

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

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What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.