Want jokes

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.

Real me.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Why can’t an orphan play GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What's the difference between bounties and orphans?

The bounty is wanted.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Do you want to hear a cold joke?

Can't. It warmed up.