Want jokes
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT