Want jokes

Is laughing a problem?

Laughing at what?

I want to jump.

Jump—what?

Jump off the hook.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?

Because he didn't want to get ripped.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

I don't want to date an alien.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.