Want jokes
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."