Want jokes

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."

Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?

A: Because they're never wanted.

My mom wanted me to brush my hair.

And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

This is a classic.

Why did the Dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!

Orphan: I want to kill my parents.

Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.

I don't want to date an alien.

Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.